if i died would you start the facebook group?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
