I can tuck mytits in my pants
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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