I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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