Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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