Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
