Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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