Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize