their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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