just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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