who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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