Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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