don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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