i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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