dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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