I need help removing her.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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