Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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