I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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