we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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