i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize