so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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