she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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