school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
