i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
