Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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