No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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