that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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