It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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