If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize