That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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