I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I miss vodka workout Fridays
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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