what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
