We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
And the cops told us we were all naked.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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