You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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