Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize