i'm signing you up for texting rehab
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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