I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
