i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
His nipple licking is glorious
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