I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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