Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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