My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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