i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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