I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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