I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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