Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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