Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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