Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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