He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
