I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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