yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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