i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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