just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Did I show you my penis last night?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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