I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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