go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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