it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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