I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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