we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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